A Real Groaner

Here's my funny for the day, as told to me by one of my customers:

As you know, Mahatma Gandhi, usually walked everywhere barefoot. This caused a great amount of calluses to grow on his feet. He, also, ate very little food, which caused him to be frail. And the odd diet that he did eat, caused him to have bad breath.

This made him a super callused, fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.