Say, What???

Me: David Riley, now that you have finished your breakfast, go upstairs, brush your teeth and wash your face and hands.

DR: 'Kay, Nana!

A few minutes elapse. DR comes back downstairs.

Me: Come closer, Boy, let me inspect you. Teeth good, hands good. Why is only the front of your face clean? Go wash the WHOLE face!

Papa: DR, did anyone ever tell you that EARS are a part of the face that needs washed?

DR: No. MAN!!! (As he leaves to wash the whole face!)