Fashion Questions That Demand Answers

I have a few fashion questions I would like to ask my bank customers (and my blog friends get to listen in and wonder).

1. What is the purpose of wearing socks with flip flops?

2. Why would a 200+ lb. woman wear zebra striped pants?

3. If you are going to spend lots of money every couple of weeks getting your nails done, why can't you spend a little on your hair?

4. What makes you think that a pink with orange dots tank goes with brown and green plaid shorts?

5. Why would a 70+ yr. old woman who has had open heart surgery (based on the scars) think that a deep v-neck shirt was appropriate attire?

6. Why would a teenager feel it necessary to wear a t-shirt that says "Old enough to drive, Old enough to run over you"?

And finally:

7. Why would a pregnant lady wear a t-shirt that has balloons stating : "Milk Factory" and "Baby Oven" ?

If you have any answers, or additional questions, I'd be happy to read them.