Some Thoughts From This Week at Work

1. If you really want to get a good chuckle, look out of the Drive Thru window to see an 80+ year old lady driving a black Mitsubishi sports car with a sticker in the window that reads "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying".

2. If you and your new hubby are both sporting teenage acne, you are most likely too young to be married, regardless of your religious affiliation. (Seriously, they were both 16.)

3. When new head tellers are not well instructed on the intricacies of scheduling, chaos is sure to occur, usually after said person has left for the day.

4. If your account is -$35.00, and you only deposit $10.00, your account is still going to show a negative balance.

5. Having a grandchild send you a text of a smiley face, for no reason at all is a definite pick-me-up!

6. Watching children destroy the books at the little table while their parent does banking, and then having the parent pick the pieces up, put them on the table and walk away as if there was nothing wrong, is nearly torture. (I'm thankful that NONE of my grandchildren will EVER do this!)

7. If you ever wanted to know how to make a teller's day brighter, take a little bit of chocolate to them the next time you do your banking! (Thanks, Mr. S!)

8. Laughing at a lady with 5 dogs on leashes when she walks into the bank and then nearly falls because the dogs "tied her up" while she was standing still, is worth the dirty look from your manager! (Companion dogs never bother me, but spoiled pups need to stay in the car!)

9. Snorting Diet Pepsi up your nose while laughing is painful.

10. I wish I never had to work another Saturday. I guess I have to wait for retirement.