David Riley Conversations...

First Conversation:

DR: Nana, I want to spend the night with you.
Nana: Well, Buddy, I have to work tomorrow so we can't do that tonight.
DR: But I want to take a bath.
Nana: Honey, you can take one at your house.
DR: Yeah, but Mommy's all about hurry up, and I'm a little boy, and I like to play in my bath!

(Where does a 5 yr. old come up with "all about hurry up"????)

Prelude to Second Conversation:

Jessica, David Riley, and Sarah (Jessica's best friend) were driving home on Saturday evening in Sarah's car, when a suicidal deer decided to become Sarah's new hood ornament. It took out the passenger side pretty much and covered Jessica with glass, but other than that there were no injuries. (Thank you very much, Lord!!)

Second Conversation:

DR: Mommy, are we going to butcher that deer, now??
Jessica: No! There's not much left that would be good to eat.

(Can you tell the boy has a hunter for a father???)