Dear Co-Worker: What makes you think that anyone is interested enough in your new tattoo that you would need to wear clothing to work to show it off???
Dear Mr. 70+ Year Old: You may have had a marvelous physique in your youth and young manhood, however, you are very much past the short shorts stage of life.
Dear Mrs. Gadabout Customer: I'm very glad that you had a marvelous vacation, and that you arrived home safely, however, it is the last Friday of the month, and I really don't have time to look through your pictures.
Dear Bank Courier: If I have labeled a box to go to a different department and left it on top of the mail you are to pick up, the box must go, also!
Dear VP: I am a little out of the loop on your daughter's dating, so I was only doing my job the way you lined it out to us when I told her boyfriend that we couldn't cash a check for him since he didn't have a positive balance.
Dear Mr. Backhoe Operator: It is a little startling to have a backhoe bucket start moving up while my car is in motion beside it. Where were your orange cones??
Why is it that both back tires have to develop air leaks at the same time?? Do I look like I can afford new tires, right now?
Does anyone know a housewife I could rent for a few days?? My house needs a good cleaning and I'm too tired.
Why does my brain go completely blank on Spanish when I really need to communicate with someone who has a very limited English vocabulary?
2 comments:
You DO deal with a curious mix of people at your job, hm, Theresa? If I were closer, I would gladly help you with your housework! I would! Hope you have a good weekend! ((HUGS))
lol love it thank you for making me chuckle
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