It's really starting to be Spring around Central Ohio, FINALLY!!! While I love the warmer weather and the sunshine, I'm really NOT so fond of some of the sights that my eyes get to behold.
I'm referring to the Spring uncovering of the general population.
Seriously! If you have enough fur growing on your upper torso to possibly qualify you as a Sasquatch, PLEASE! KEEP! YOUR! SHIRT! ON! The back that has dreadlocks, I don't want to see!
If you are 200+ lbs., PLEASE do NOT wear short shorts and tube tops. They really were not created to flatter YOUR figure. (They really don't flatter any figure, but you know what I mean!)
I realize that it will be 65+ degrees later today, but at 7 a.m., while your child is walking to catch the school bus, it would be good if they were dressed appropriately for the 38 degrees that is outside. I don't think that t-shirts, shorts, sandals, and wet heads really qualify as appropriate dress for the temperature. (I've seen this sight 4 times this week.)
If you lift your arm to the side and 4" of flab hangs down, it's really a good bet that you shouldn't be seen in sleeveless attire.
AND let me address the final thing that I really don't want to see--I'm not a crack addict. By that I mean that if your pants are not going to cover ALL of your rear end (whether sitting, standing or bending over) you either need a belt, a longer crotch in your pants, or a shirt that covers it all. I don't care if it's male or female.
Some sights are not meant for public exposure.
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