As a bank teller, I hear some great things, and some not so great things, but the best are the unintentional funnies that customers say. Here's a sample for your giggling pleasure:
1. How do you set the ATM to dispense quarters?
2. I don't really care how you give the money back for the $100 check, except I need two $20s, and four $5s, oh, and I need two rolls of quarters.
3. Can I get U.S. currency here?
4. How do you know if I'm giving you real money or fake?
5. Where can I cash a check? (As they are standing at my window!)
6. Will Euros work in Mexico?
7. I've got $3 in my savings account, but the ATM won't give it to me. It says something about multiples of $10.
8. My Sears card won't work in your ATM. Will you be getting that fixed soon?
9. Do you sell stamps and envelopes?
What kind of funny questions do you hear?
4 comments:
My favorite one so far has been, "Where do you work?"
(This was asked by one of my students IN class. And, yes, she was an adult.)
Holy. Cow. haha
Ha! Love it!
It's almost scary, isn't it? How do these people get through the days without injuring themselves??? LOL
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