Sunday, May 16, 2010

A Text Message from God???

I read this in the June/July issue of Reader's Digest and chuckled for a LONG time over this.

If God had texted the 10 Commandments to Moses, would it have looked like this?

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl:

1. nol b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt worshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8, or ox, or dnkey. myob.

4 comments:

K said...

Those are awesome...lol.

Jewel said...

I text very little, so some of them are a bit difficult for me to decipher but they are cute! :-)

Sir Nottaguy-Imadad said...

I don't use the "text code" most of the time. I spell things out. Sometimes God has had to do that for me too.

ClassyMomma said...

I like it!