Yesterday was not a full moon!!

Yesterday, I had a couple of customers that left me very puzzled and laughing hysterically!!

Customer 1: What is the balance in my account?
Me: Sir, you have xxxx in your savings.
Customer 1: Thank you. (leaves the bank)
Customer 1: (Returns 20 minutes later.) What is the balance in my account, now?
Me: Sir, you still have xxxx in your account.
Customer 1: If I deposit $500, what will that make my balance?
Me: (Trying not to giggle) That will be xxxx.
Customer 1: And if I withdraw $200 to go Christmas shopping, then my balance will be what?
Me: (Starting to get annoyed) Your balance will be xxxx.
Customer 1: Well, what would the balance be after my next deposit then?
Me: Do you have an automatic deposit?
Customer 1: No, but don't you know when I make my deposits?
Me: No, sir, we have no way of knowing when you are going to make a deposit until you do it.
Customer 1: Oh. (Leaves, does not make a deposit, and Thank God, doesn't return.)


Customer 2: Ma'am, I need a counter check.
Me: Do you have ID and do you know your account number?
Customer 2: Yes. (Gives me ID and writes out account number.)
Me: (I look at account to verify info.) Sir, I'm sorry, you are not listed as an owner of this account.
Customer 2: I know, it's my wife's account.
Me: Sir, I'm sorry, I can only give counter checks to your wife.
Customer 2: But, she's in the car and won't get out because she doesn't have any make-up on.
Me: I'm sorry. Maybe she could go through the drive-thru and with her ID get a counter check.
Customer 2: She said she doesn't want anyone to see her without her make-up!
Me: Try using the farthest lane from the building.
Customer 2: She's going to be angry. (Leaves, drives in to the closest window to the building.)

Other than these two customers, my day was pretty tame.

I'll post later about Abby's and David Riley's Kindergarten Christmas programs. In the meantime, Have a wonderful day!

Note out to Kim--I'm praying for you! I've been in The Pit a few times in my life, and you're right, you don't have to stay there!!! Note to Liz--3 more days!!!! YEAH!!!! I can't wait to see you!!!